Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Confession of a nut...ihiks :) funny tag

Dear Nessy,

I don't really know how to tell you this, Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're Masochistic enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Kiss my butt,

Hahaha! rotfl
Thanks Nessa for this 'gila2' tag. it was really3x...funny...but sorry..for the last one no.12..hehehe..i told you..i really wanna go to egypt...ihiks...

Here's how you do it:

Dear (the person who tagged you),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), Name

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chr�tien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Diya's Kad Comei & K.emi's present :)

Da lama da actually nk post these two things..one is present from k.emi on her anniversary wish contest...which i got a note book created by k.emi and a key chain...till now x guna lagi..sayang..i really like the signature tag at the back of the note book.... (thanks k.emi :))

ni die...tadaaaa...! :))

the other one is...a very cute card...(this card is meant for my husband) i ordered from Diya (thanks a lot diya...i really love it..nnt awk da x busy..kiter tempah lagi kay... :)))da dpt lame...tp kalau i post awal2 nnt my hubby da tawu x surprise la( since he already flew to Korea..so can post now..ihiks)...i slipped the card inside his note book..i'm not sure whether or not he notice the card...still not mentioning bout the card..in his previous email...

anyway, kalau nk tempah kad comei dr Diya...klik kt sini kay.. sume card cantik2...the one that i ordered the original version..actually came in white & pink...but my version, i requested for black & pink...turn out nice though... :)

Ni kad die...sorry...x cukup pencahayaan lah...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Lost ur luggage?

have u experienced luggage lost/left out at the airport? my husband flew to Korea last Saturday, regarding work matters ( tensen ..spouse x leh ikut, cehhh!!) this was not the first time..last time he went masa 1st day of Ramadhan..sedey sgt berbuka sorang2..1st day plak tuh..tp i rase cam biasa je..

but then this time, rase cam on kind..some sort of uneasy feeling (org kate..x sedap ati gitu) x tawu la kenapa..the only way of communication..is internet..semalam internet kt office plak..mengong..it was always the IBM server..grrrrr...i'm dying to know how he's doing..keep on refreshing the inbox...tp x de pn email came in...then petang br okay..

then i saw hie email...my heart jolted...with joy...ok..ok...he arrived at Incheon aitport safe & sound...but...his luggage...no where seen..so he go & complain..got USD50 claim..but his friend told him..last time when he lost his luggage..they paid USD200..so suda geram la..the airport officer tu kate..it was in the regulation..unless business class dpt la lebey sikit..so my husband got to buy new clothes la..kesian...he utilised all the USD50 (x sangka boley tahan suke shopping tuh...)

Today..i got his email...he got his luggage...they sent it straight to the factory my husband went for visit..instead of to the hotel...sooo..lega la...i pn lega..sgt..if i were in his shoe..sure panic already...

p.s/ Actually, ni salah MAS ker or the Airport Management? the luggage left out kt KLIA..stupid..somemore found out ...it's been tagged out..who's that stupid fella....

Thursday, April 16, 2009

What a bad day :-(

This morning, i feel excited as usual..to start a new day..around 7.20a.m when i walked towards my car...i have to walk a bit..because i had to park outside since tenant only be given 2 stickers..since two of my sister driving brand new car...so i dont mind to give in...i looked at it as a mild exercise for me...remember..i put on weight so much alledi... :)

then i was wonder..why was it my car bonnet so dirty..i thought it must be due to the leaves..since i parked right beneath trees..but my heart start to beat strangely..i tried not to think anything bad...when i came closer..it was all scratch..the paint all came out..and kemik some more..it was right at the upper leg (see pic) of the bonnet...

i dont know, whether this people did it on purpose...or it was something else..when i called my husband i feel like crying...i cried already actually...out of so many cars..this culprit choosed my car..but i think this is what in islam called "kifarah" or may be u can say it "karma"...but i tell you what...i wont forgive this whoever it/ they (because this people no human :)!) is/are...."your life wont be any easy..mark my word"...

I drove my car this morning...like this.. :(

Nk baiki ni ..how much it'll cost me ya...mmmm *sigh*

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

4D Scan :)

i went for my check up early of this month ...3rd April.., i really hope i can get a glimpse of my baby..i mean whether boy or girl..dying to know..ihiks..unfortunately..die cam x kasi la...mmmmm..but my gynae said it's probably not a boy...but it's not necessarily be a girl..because..my auntie experienced..during her scan..the doc keep on predicting the baby gonna be a girl..tup2 came out....tada!!!..a boy..hehehe...

ok..bukan nk citer tu...so..i mmg da plan nak go for the 4D scan...when i asked Pusrawi what the price quote like...it was RM191, quite pricey..ya...but i was told that the price range for 4D scan..so fixed the date...it was supposed to be this coming 2nd May. My husband tried to google for 4D scan ...then he came across this forum in susu ibu.com...they recommended the Vision College..hmmmm,,it's a college? how on earth got 4D scan device? but he told me..just call la..

ok..today i called them (the Vision college)...you know what...the scan services will only gonna cost me RM60!!!!...wow! they gonna giv me 1 CD..which include the still photo and a video..nice huh..sound good...nooo...not yet..not good enough..now came the best part/ye ker? ihiks..when i was about to do my reservation...the person asked me if i want to participate in one session on 25/4 which the vision college will show a group of doc(3 gynaecologist) how they do the 4D scan..so i will come as a patient..if i agree..then it's gonna be a FOC session for me...plus with RM30 fuel allowance...so cools....ihiks..

i quickly check with Pusrawi bout their package..ok..oso came with CD and a few printed photos la....then i came to know they have to postpone my appointment to 16/05 so ok...i went to Vision 1st..anyway it's free..then ..see how la..if i gonna proceed with Pusrawi..lambat lagi kan..still can cancel ma....

A pic of 4d scan output...google from internet... :

it's will most probably come out like this...but i'll definitely post...my version.. can't wait!

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Longest quetion Tag ever.... :)

This one is the longest tag extended to me... k.emi wants me to answer 100 questions!!! Yes, no joke! :)

001. Real Name: Nur Aziha Mat Taha
002. Nickname(s): Jia, Along, Ziha,Oya, Noya Along Toi
003. Age: 29
004. Horoscope: Virgo
005. Male or Female: Female
006. Elementary: SRK Paya Ara
007. Middle School: SMK Bentong | MRSM Muar
008. High School: No high school
009. College: Idontgoto College
010. Hair color: Black
011. Long or Short: in between
012. Loud or Quiet: Quiet
013. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans
014. Phone or Camera: Phone
015. Health Freak: Clog nose
016. Drink or Smoke: Neither
017. Do you have a crush on someone: Had. Yusry KRU...*LOL*
018. Eat or Drink: Both
019. Piercings: Ears (i got two.. :))
020. Tattoos: Don’t have any
021. Social or Anti-Social: A bit anti...i quite in my own world
022. Righty or lefty: Righty
023. First piercing: When i was 8
024. First relationship: mmm...can't recall....when was the 1st one *giggle*
025. First Best Friend: Sazimah a.k.a Kok Gee
026. First Award: in Blogging? the one from k.emi
027. First Kiss: Not telling
028. First Pet: Never have one
029. First Big Vacation: Langkawi, Honeymoon
030. First Love at first sight: None
031. First Big Birthday: Never had a big one
032. First Surgery: My toe

This and that
033. First sport you joined: four by four..came out last...running definitely not my forte
034. Orange or Apple juice: Apple juice
035. Rock or Rap: Rock
036. Country or Screamo: Neither
037. NSYNC or Backstreet Boys: Backstreet Boys
038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilera: Christina A
039. Night or Day: Night
040. Sun or Moon: Moon
041. TV or Internet: TV
042. Playstation or xbox: Neither
043. Kiss or hug: Both
044. Iguana or turtle: Turtle
045. Spider or bee: Neither
046. Fall or spring: Spring
047. Limewire or iTunes: Neither
048. Soccer or baseball: Neither

049. Eating: Qaseh & Alpha Lipid
050. Drinking: Tea
051. Excitement level: 3
052. I’m about to: Start my paper work
053. Listening to: Surah Yusuf
054. Plan for today: Work & blog (shhhhh.....nnt boss find out..mati!!!)
055. Waiting for: My baby & Bonus (huhu!!!)
056. Energy Level: 4++
057. Thinking of someone: My Baby..& Hubby
058. Want kids?: yup... one bout to come... one 1st la...
059. Want to get married?: Already married
060. When?: 2008
061. How many kids do you want: 3 kot
062. Any name on the mind: Currently no...
063. What did you want to be when you were little: A teacher
064. Careers in mind: Business women
065. Mellow future or wild: Mellow
066. Something you would never try:
067. When do you want to die: once i getting senile...
068. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
069. Romantic or Funny?: Funny
070. Shorter or Taller?: In-between
071. Protective or Caring?: Both
072. Romantic or Spontaneous?: The latter
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms?: Neither
074. Sensitive or Loud?: Sensitive
075. Hook-up or Relationship?: Relationship
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant?: Hesitant
077. Muscular or normal: Normal
078. Kissed a stranger: No
079. Broken a bone: No
080. Lost glasses or contacts: Never, but already made 3 glasses..cant find the one suit me the best
081. Ran away from home: Never
082. Held a gun/knife for self defence: No
083. Killed somebody: Not Yet
084. Broken some one’s heart: Yes
085. Had your heart broken: Yes too... stupid him
086. Been arrested: No
087. Cried when someone died: Yes
088. Liked a friend more than a friend: Yes

Do you believe in
089. Yourself: Yes
090. Miracles: Yes
091. Love at first sight: Yes
092. Heaven: Yes
093. Santa Claus: No
094. Tooth Fairy: No
095. Kiss in the first date: No
096. Angels: Yes

Answer Truthfully
097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now?: No
098. Are you seriously happy with where you’re in life now?: Yes
099. Do you believe in God?: Yes
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people. Ady, K.chik, yun, eita, ali, midi, iyda, tu je... :)